a questionaire I tagged from 's journal

1)Trevor-my Hellsing OC that is a baby bat/four year old vampire
2)Alu-puppet-from the Hellpuppet's adventures.
3)Magda -my OC thief from a Fallout3 rpg


1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Magda: I have no idea who the hell they are -___-
Trevor: *points to Madga* SHE SAID HELL!
Alu-puppet: OH NOES! Me and Trevor are friends! *hugs*

2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Trevor: A what?
Magda: If you seen the kind of guys that hang around my post-nuclear war you would understand why I dont.
Alu-puppet: Onetime...at gunpoint. >___> That is why I am not allowed to play with Ander-puppet alone anyone.

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Magda: Practicing my "five-finger" discount
Trevor: Eating cookies!
Alu-puppet: Having a tea party with Spinny and my dollies

4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Alu-puppet: One time....my mommy and I....*everyone gasps in shock*
Magda: Not that I know of.....but the night is still young
Trevor: I said a bad word

5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Magda: What kind of thief do you think I am!?!
Alu-puppet: I have a kink-right in the middle of my back
Trevor: Kink is a funny word!

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Magda: Well this one time...me and this Enclave guy, we hehehe-*trails off when she sees Trevor and Alu-puppet staring at her*
Trevor: I took a math test today does that count?
Alu-puppet: *covers his face over his hat* Um...uh.....does non-consensual acts count?

7) Do you love me? I love you.
Trevor: -*sings the Barney love song* -we are a happy family! With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you-!
Magda: Shut up!
Trevor: *cries*
Alu-puppet: I LOVES EVERYONE!

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Alu-puppet: You you did?!?!? But...I thought we were friends!
Magda: I have been lied with more worse things
Trevor: That is mean.... You are not my friend anymore!

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
Alu-puppet: ...........Ander-puppet. But don't tell anyone I don't want him to be my friend anymore
Magda: I don't know
Trevor: the guy who invented vegetables!

10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Alu-puppet: People touching me in my no-no places
Trevor: Having to be grounded!
Magda: Men thinking they can own me.....BECAUSE YOU CAN'T OWN ME!

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Magda: *feign sweetness* Oh, this isn't Megaton? I must have taken a wrong turn..*secretly steals more stuff and puts it in her backpack*
Trevor: I wanna play!
Alu-puppet: D: But...But....Serasy said that you put her make-up in here! Serasy!?! WHER ARE YOU! DARN IT NOT AGAIN!

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?
Magda: As long as it is not radiated its fine by me
Alu-puppet: Water is good for you! ^^
Trevor: What does water taste like?

13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Magda: Hmmmm, the question should be how many LIVING souls have seen me bare-ass naked?
Trevor: One time...when I snuck out of the bathtub and ran around wildly....at Iscariot headquarters
Alu-puppet: Ander-puppet, Spinny-puppet, Maxy-puppet, Yumi, the police department, people at the public park, jailers-

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Magda: Honey, crack is just powdered sugar compared to the stuff I have seen!
Trevor: I like sugar!
Alu-puppet: Say no to drugs! ^^
Magda: God you are so lame Alu-puppet!

15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Magda: No just keep them coming.....*is phifering coins from your wallet*
Trevor: Will we have ice cream afterwards?
Alu-puppet: YAY! ICE CREAM!

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Trevor: a lollipop that fell on the ground-yuckies!
Alu-puppet: Um, my pet rabbit licked me so I licked it back.
Magda: Well I-WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? *stares at Alu-puppet*

17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Magda: Who is contaminated with Aids anymore? Though I have alot of people tell me about being contacted with the FEV virus.
Alu-puppet: SuperAids? Is that a new comic book hero?
Trevor: I like Bob the Builder!

18)There is no question 18.
Magda: Okay
Trevor: Why?
Alu-puppet: *holds his pet rabbit while it licks its own butt*

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Magda: Well...I guess...I mean, its got to be pretty-*stares down at Trevor looking up at her* I mean, no...no...
Trevor: I like annoying people with 'why' all the time.
Alu-puppet: I don't have a fetish

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Trevor: I don't do that...I wet the bed instead.
Alu-puppet: You shouldn't say 'shit' that is a bad word!
Magda: You guys are freaks. SEE YA! *disappears*